Religion is like a penis. It's ok to have and be proud of, but please don't whip it out in public or try to shove it down my throat.

Oi Vei - this guy came up to me at the grocery store - in the parking lot - trying to tell me how much God loved me and how I can be saved with Jesus's blood.  He spent quite a long time trying to sell me on this, and all I could think was that I wanted him to shut up.  I appreciate when others have God in their life, and I'm grateful when they tell me about it when I ask - but I'm not a fan of strangers forcing me to listen to their ramblings.